Betul lah cakap orang, bila dah kerja, you dont have timee for your own. Pendek kata, NO LIFE!.
Right now I feel like crying of kepenatan, keletihan dan saket kaki.
6 am to work, and 9 am baru balik rumah. Bajet CEO workholic kan?
No no no. Ini semua gara gara naik bas. Oh yeah! I sedang menyahut kerajaan to change our life style sebab harga minyak naik (konon!) and its the chepeast way to work.
And because ke-cheap-kepan inilah, I have to take the first bus and late bus to/from work. Here is the reason why:
1) Gangguan tangan berbulu a.k.a sexsual harrasment
Seriouslyyy OMG, if you took Metrpolitian bus, diorang akan kutip all this penumpang2 until the bus cramp macam tin sardin and until at certain point you almost boleh jadi A4-paper. And masa ini lah, tangan-tangan lelaki berbulu meliar2 mencari rezeki. And imagine if the bus took an immediate brake, how thiss tangan2 berproses untuk menghasilkan 99.99% kepuasan dan kelegaan. Cokodok!
2) Gangguan osteoporsis akibat standing ovation dekat manusia tanggan berbulu
Erghh, berdiri from home to work is the most hatred things to do! Lenguhhh ok!! Saket kaki. Actually I dont mind me standing, but please lah, those pregnant women and aunty2 yang dah tua tu, pleasee laa be consideratee and give them seat. Soooo un-educatedd weyh!
Ok here is a funny story, I was sitting on the bus, berangan macam biasa until I realize somebody was standing beside me. So toleh2, and tgk ehh perut pregnant. And as konon educated person, bangun to give her a seat and tgk2, gulp! mamak perut buncittt deeerrr !! ceh ceh ceh.
3) Mengelak dari ditenung oleh manusia tangan bebulu.
I didnt know why they all stare macam dah x dak perempuan lain dalam bus. Keberangkalian diorang ingat me sama spesies kaum dengan diorang maybe? Cooii!
Anyhow, the past one and the half months, Ive observed, did some research and now I've develop skills on how to get a seat on the bus.Ngeh ngeh ngeh
First ,
Observed those who hold RM1.00 tickets.
This people akan turun awal of cos, because their journey is half mine. So, when noticed their tickets, cepat2 laa berdiri infront of their seat.
Second,
Attack seat with school uniform student.
Same with RM1.00 ticket holder, diorang pon akan turun awal
Third,
Berharap dan berdoa.
Which is amat jarang2 berlaku at 7.30 am bus. :(
Anddd thisss iss whyyy I took 6 am bus... sobs!
