Haunted Room

Every night, I hear whispering all around my room and it freaks me out!
And soon I realized that there are liltle creature loves dazing every corner of my room.

(My not-so-organized cosmetics)

They loves playing peek-a-boo with me...

(My un-iron shirts and baju kurung)

They are my fashion-advisor every morning.

(My un-distrurbed laundry)

I were told not to worry about my laundry.

(My un-arrange books and journals)

 They told me, I am smart.

(My drawer is already full)

They insisted me to buy more stuff.

(My un-swept floor)

They are enjoying their moments.

(My 2-years old cousin toddler)

My new hired intern.

They maybe wicked but they are dependable!!

And I have no reasons why should I clean my room.

:)

Bila Ketua Ahli Parlimen bersuara

3 days ago punya cerita

After I did my invitation cards, I book flight tickets to both my videographer and photographer, I paid huge amount of deposits, maka, si raja tiba tiba bersuara ..

"Who gives you the permission to do Akad Nikah on Friday night?" pot pet pot pet pot pet....

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt!!

:(

++

6 months ago punya crita.. 
 me     : "Walid, oyah (nama x berapa nak manja) nak akad nikah ari jumaat malam tau"
si Raja : Suka ati hang la. Hang yang nak kawen. Aku nak duk kat depan pintu uloq tangan pastu masuk dalam poket. (he lurve to jokes around)
me     : bereh.


yesterday phone call
mama : oyah balik penang. p bincang ngan walid pasai akad nikah.
me     : oya nak kena p labuan laaa!
mama : balik la kejap.

disebabkan si raja yang x pernah nak serious, i have to :
- take a flight from penang to KL.
- from KL straight to Kota Kinabalu transit
- from KK to Labuan.
- take chopper from labuan to West Alliances.

makk aih!

maka, dukacita di umumkan, persidangan persidangan maharajalela , maharanilela dan cikkenapaksarela akan diadakann pada ari ahad ni.

huhu... takut nak balik!

God doesnt want me yet!

I thank Allah for giving me 1 seconds for my life to stop which with that 1 seconds, it just saved my life!

Pelik kan? Well, story nyee begini...

As usual, I continue with my no life routine of pergi kerja at 6am. As for your info, I need to walk around 400m from my apartment to the bus stop nearby and I need to cross 3 roads in order to go to that bus stop.

err.. macam akan jadi complicated jee!

I was going to cross the first road until I saw bus coming from 400-500m away. Bila dah tgk bus nak datang, I immediately nak cepat lintas jalan so that I wont be needed to wait for the next bus to come.

First road, lintas safely and I was about to cross the second road terus without seeing left and right (usually second road xdak kereta sgt) until I was stopped for a second, and tiba a lorry pass by infront of me... errr..

korang paham ke nih?

I dont know why my kaki x gerak untuk lintas but my mind says lintas cepat. How I wonder if I cross the road straight, confirm esok I famous masuk news!


"Ingin ke kerja lalu digelek lori"

atau

"Mencari rezeki di waktu pagi tapi ditimpa malang"

atau

"Gadis cantik digelek lori" ehh?

Tapi if betul I kena gelek, tolong laaaaa letak only my pretty picture dalam news. Takdelaa mati katak jee, at least famous ok! and masa ni orang mesti cakap.. "alaaa, sayanggnyee.. muka cantik tapi ajal cepat" or "kalaulaahh aku sempat ngorat budak nii dulu" atau "kalaulaa aku dulu belanja yaya makan chiliss atau pak ali masa convo aritu" .. heh!

ok serius.

but, seriously ok! i am just 1 second apart. tiba2 i was stopped, blank and blur and suddenly lorry lalu depan. huu.. ngeri!

Alhamdulillah!!~ I am still alive and healthy and smizing waiting untuk kawan2 datang belanja. :)

Anyway, this is what we call, ajal saya belum sampai...

p/s: Berdoa agar mati dalam iman........ pleasee!

If you are above 18teen, you may read this.

Please answer my question.

Is medical checkup for offshore (overseas), for men, do they really ermm hurmm.. masturbate to get their sperms checked?

I wonderrr.. hurm! Apa diorang actually nak check for that "thing" eh?

Keganasan activity sperm? atau kelajuan sperm bergerak? ehh !

Sorry if too melalut here but hey I WANT TO KNOW!

Alrite, here is the story. I went to KLCC Medical Centre yesterday to do some medical checkup. And ada satu group of men dekat situ which they are going to do offshore medical checkup which they claimed they will be going to Russia.

I did my offshore medical checkup too. One of it, kena buat urine test. Ada long que (that group of men-6 actually) that I have to wait. Its not a que actually, they will call your name and you will be escorted. I waited betul2 infront of the toilet. Lamaaaa gilaa, one man out, berpeluh-peluh. Satu lagi masuk, 10minutes macamtu, then kuar senyum2 pulak. So I was thinking, takkan nak urinate pon amik 10 mins? Pelik!. Until the last one masuk, 15 minutes. And dia kuar from the toilet, telling his friends, "Weyhh susah gila nak kuar!".

Gurlp!!!

OK.. Am I otak jenis blue or they actually did "it"?

If betul, means my theory is CORRECT. But if salah, my BRAIN is totally DAMAGE.

Tapi diorang pergi ke toilet for the second time, and this time is actually very fast!. Which I assumed it is for urine.

Oh yeah, one more thing, diorang x puasa which also proves my theory is still correct.

Tolong jawap!

Please beware with Job Scam

I was doing some of job research untill I was shocked by this JOB SCAM. If you did job hunting, there is some of the company will asked you to include your personal data online instead of sending the email. ada pernah occur x?

Well, here is how theft scam involved. They will hack the companies data security, find out all our personal details. Then a human resources director will sent along a promising e-mail that they are interested in you. They will want you to complete the Application form once again for the interview session. (This is still normal)

The application form includes your age, height, weight, Social Security number, bank account numbers, even your mother’s maiden name. It was all just an elaborate identity theft scam designed to prey on the most vulnerable potential victims which is us desperately mau kerja.

But please be sure that, THERE WILL BE NO COMPANY WILL ASK FOR YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS AND SSN. This will only happens for your first day work where you need to fill in again all your personal details which include your bank account number for your monthly salary. (x letak means kang nanti x dpt gaji). Ingat hanya berlaku masa first day kerja, bukan masa dpt offer letter!Some company will even asked you to open a new account for salary purposes.

Oh yea, do not be fooled too if they have sent you the 3-10 pages of agreement letter.

Ini tips if you get red flags.

• Request for bank account numbers.
• Request for Social Security number (SSN).
• Request to "scan the ID" of a job seeker, for example, an IC or drivers' license. Scam artists will say they need to
• scan job seekers' IDs to "verify identity." This is not a legitimate request.
• A contact email address that is not a primary domain. For example, an employer calling itself "Omega Inc." with a Yahoo! email address.
• Misspellings and grammatical mistakes in the job ad.
• Monster.com lists descriptive words in job postings that are tip-offs to fraud. Their list includes "package-forwarding," "money transfers," "wiring funds," "eBay," and "PayPal." World Privacy Forum researchers also found that the terms "Foreign Agent Agreement" often appears in contracts and emails sent to job seekers.  

 You can click here for more information.

 

 

Duit is everything sekarang ni.. Sigh!

 

Unknown people.

Today I received more than 15 phone calls,

6 text messages,

with 4 different number,

and different voices,

but with one Utara slang,

asking where I am,

who I am,

and what I do.

When I asked why,

they told me they got my number from ppl at Lumut.

I told them, salah nombor encik.

They said no,

insist me to tell them who I am.

I disconnect the call.

and they continue callinggggg


apakahh semuaaa ini!! gila menakutkan!!