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Thursday, August 4, 2011
Thursday, May 19, 2011
I am International.
You know aite, that i've been using bus to and from office.. Kan?
Selalunyaaa penumpang2 bas ni kebanyakkannya bangla... So basically, i will to and from office with all this bangla... Kira geng bas kerja laaa...
If you pelanggan tetap bas, people will recognize you... And i am one of it...
And at certain point, these bangla were trying to have a chat with me with bangla languages... i think it is a pakistani languages, ntah... who cares.
"ghgrggddhnngfryuioresswwgh"
"sorry, i dont understand"
"grtybvdehkokhgrtref" (tak puas hati)
"no.. I cannot understand... "
"dont lieeeee"
"no no no"
"pakistani?"
"nopee.. Malaysian"
"i thought u are international"
"nopeeeeeeee. I am a Malay"
So he said sorry...
And i am ok with it...dah biasa......
Tiba tiba makcik sebelah bersuara...
"Laaaa... makcik ingatkan adik ni indiaaa"
=_="....
i am not an indian... nor have mix with india nor bangla nor pakistani.. no no no no!
SAYA MELAYU!! with both parents are mix with Arab's blood
tak caya saya tunjuk IC.
Selalunyaaa penumpang2 bas ni kebanyakkannya bangla... So basically, i will to and from office with all this bangla... Kira geng bas kerja laaa...
If you pelanggan tetap bas, people will recognize you... And i am one of it...
And at certain point, these bangla were trying to have a chat with me with bangla languages... i think it is a pakistani languages, ntah... who cares.
"ghgrggddhnngfryuioresswwgh"
"sorry, i dont understand"
"grtybvdehkokhgrtref" (tak puas hati)
"no.. I cannot understand... "
"dont lieeeee"
"no no no"
"pakistani?"
"nopee.. Malaysian"
"i thought u are international"
"nopeeeeeeee. I am a Malay"
So he said sorry...
And i am ok with it...dah biasa......
Tiba tiba makcik sebelah bersuara...
"Laaaa... makcik ingatkan adik ni indiaaa"
=_="....
i am not an indian... nor have mix with india nor bangla nor pakistani.. no no no no!
SAYA MELAYU!! with both parents are mix with Arab's blood
tak caya saya tunjuk IC.
Monday, March 7, 2011
I am actually complaining.
Things changed when you are going to commit to a whole new world.
As a wife.
I couldnt neglect my responsibilities.
It is indeed sad when my fiancee cakap,
"Macamana anak anak nanti"
Hence, I ignore my dream.
A dream to work in overseas.
In middle east country.
In oil and gas company.
As a Reservoir Engineer.
This is my second time I rejected offers from oversea's company.
First is Germany. And yesterday in Cairo.
Although Cairo offers me 5 digits number salary in ringgit.
The numbers still not afford enough for me to leave my lovies mera beteh here.
4 digits salary is enough.
Enough for me to gain happiness in Malaysia.
Enough for me to be with my Sayangs.
and Abe Buncit.
:(
As a wife.
I couldnt neglect my responsibilities.
It is indeed sad when my fiancee cakap,
"Macamana anak anak nanti"
Hence, I ignore my dream.
A dream to work in overseas.
In middle east country.
In oil and gas company.
As a Reservoir Engineer.
This is my second time I rejected offers from oversea's company.
First is Germany. And yesterday in Cairo.
Although Cairo offers me 5 digits number salary in ringgit.
The numbers still not afford enough for me to leave my lovies mera beteh here.
4 digits salary is enough.
Enough for me to gain happiness in Malaysia.
Enough for me to be with my Sayangs.
and Abe Buncit.
:(
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Slang, sleng or slanq!
Saya disini sukacita memaklumkan kepada kalian sekalian, bahawasanya saya mempunyai tunang berkerja di kerajaan yang boleh memberikan impak-impak seperti dibawah :
Indahnya bahasa melayu beliau.
This ain't no first time he chat like that to me.
+++
He kept on complaining/perli-ing my bahasa melayu baku actually. I talk simple malay dengan dia without KL slang jeee pon.. For example :
"Mata saya sakit laa hari ini"
Where he thinks it should be ...
"Mate saya saket laa hari ini"
"Awak kena berusaha ok!"
Where he kept on perli-in.
"Apa berusaha, berusaheee la..!"
I think he is not aware that I am anak jati Pulau Pinang....
+++
On the other hand, please do noted that I am not angry with KL photographers with this minyak issue. Am only ask for their little considerations. Be flexible!
Case closed.
++
Indahnya bahasa melayu beliau.
This ain't no first time he chat like that to me.
+++
He kept on complaining/perli-ing my bahasa melayu baku actually. I talk simple malay dengan dia without KL slang jeee pon.. For example :
"Mata saya sakit laa hari ini"
Where he thinks it should be ...
"Mate saya saket laa hari ini"
"Awak kena berusaha ok!"
Where he kept on perli-in.
"Apa berusaha, berusaheee la..!"
I think he is not aware that I am anak jati Pulau Pinang....
+++
On the other hand, please do noted that I am not angry with KL photographers with this minyak issue. Am only ask for their little considerations. Be flexible!
Case closed.
++
Sunday, February 13, 2011
I still remember
I miss my late grandpa. Its been 6 years since he left me.
I cried when I realized that he will not be there in my wedding day.
He knows me well despite of others. He listens to me 18 years ago of all my wedding fairytale dream.
I remember the first time, he bought me a Beauty and The Beast video. In the age of 5, I am inspired to see Beauty and the Beast danced together gloriously with that stunning yellow gowns.
I imagined me as Beauty.I want to be Beauty in my wedding day .Its sounds so childish yet naive, but it is my dream of 18 years ago.
:).. Big girls are still allowed to dream, aren't we?
I still remember, I fought with him. I want to watch BatB but he wants P Ramlee.
I still remember, I kept on babbling about my wedding dream at afternoon on the bed while he was trying to take a nap.
I still remember, he watched me colouring Beauty.
I still remember, he and I watch that cartoon together.
I still remember, he promised me to tailor me that Beauty gowns.
I still remember, he broke my heart by telling me he cant make it to my wedding day.
I cried when I realized that he will not be there in my wedding day.
He knows me well despite of others. He listens to me 18 years ago of all my wedding fairytale dream.
I remember the first time, he bought me a Beauty and The Beast video. In the age of 5, I am inspired to see Beauty and the Beast danced together gloriously with that stunning yellow gowns.
I imagined me as Beauty.I want to be Beauty in my wedding day .Its sounds so childish yet naive, but it is my dream of 18 years ago.
:).. Big girls are still allowed to dream, aren't we?
I still remember, I fought with him. I want to watch BatB but he wants P Ramlee.
I still remember, I kept on babbling about my wedding dream at afternoon on the bed while he was trying to take a nap.
I still remember, he watched me colouring Beauty.
I still remember, he and I watch that cartoon together.
I still remember, he promised me to tailor me that Beauty gowns.
I still remember, he broke my heart by telling me he cant make it to my wedding day.
My heart scattered.
I cried.
Again and again.
I miss him.
TOTALLY!!
Habib and me.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
I won!!
For many many competition I've participated, for only thiss, I WON!! woohoo!
Syukur Alhamdulillah, rezeki kahwin bak kata orang.
For at least, with the prizes, I can reduce the burdens carried. :).
Getting married is not an easy stuff!.. Money is the most crucial part for making this event success.
For me, as a fresh engineer with 5 months baru masuk kerja, x banyak yang boleh simpan.
I regretted sebab x savings while in university masa dapat JPA scholarship. Itu laa, enjoy x hengaatt!
I decided to take bus instead of buying a car although down deep, I want a black Vios!
I decided to ignore IPHONE.
I decided to ignore LV bag.
I decided to ignore most of my desire. :( *sobs*
Tapi its ok, because I am marrying the person I love! Much worthy than LV. :)
Hence, I would gives my highest gratitude, specially to CST and Lynda Rahim for making my dream comes true and for giving us the opportunity to tell our story and express our loves. Not forgetting families and friends and even strangers out there yang bagi us support till end.
On the other hand, I just figured out that, if you search CST or Lynda in facebook, you will see this..
To those 372 people who shared my post, thank you very very much. I may or may not know you but I hope, takde yang kutuk2 ehh.. :P
Apa lagi ehh...?
Oh yea.. thank you so muchhhhhhhhhhh to Cik Liyana , HusnaLalink, and Aliza for reviewing my entry post. Comel laa korang ni!!
To those who just came to my blog, I would say, Selamat Datang. Kalau terbaca entry tengah marah2 tu, sorry laa ek, tgh period masa tu.. :)
:)
*hugs and kisses*
Syukur Alhamdulillah, rezeki kahwin bak kata orang.
For at least, with the prizes, I can reduce the burdens carried. :).
Getting married is not an easy stuff!.. Money is the most crucial part for making this event success.
For me, as a fresh engineer with 5 months baru masuk kerja, x banyak yang boleh simpan.
I regretted sebab x savings while in university masa dapat JPA scholarship. Itu laa, enjoy x hengaatt!
I decided to take bus instead of buying a car although down deep, I want a black Vios!
I decided to ignore IPHONE.
I decided to ignore LV bag.
I decided to ignore most of my desire. :( *sobs*
Tapi its ok, because I am marrying the person I love! Much worthy than LV. :)
Hence, I would gives my highest gratitude, specially to CST and Lynda Rahim for making my dream comes true and for giving us the opportunity to tell our story and express our loves. Not forgetting families and friends and even strangers out there yang bagi us support till end.
On the other hand, I just figured out that, if you search CST or Lynda in facebook, you will see this..
To those 372 people who shared my post, thank you very very much. I may or may not know you but I hope, takde yang kutuk2 ehh.. :P
Apa lagi ehh...?
Oh yea.. thank you so muchhhhhhhhhhh to Cik Liyana , HusnaLalink, and Aliza for reviewing my entry post. Comel laa korang ni!!
To those who just came to my blog, I would say, Selamat Datang. Kalau terbaca entry tengah marah2 tu, sorry laa ek, tgh period masa tu.. :)
:)
*hugs and kisses*
Monday, January 17, 2011
MC And Chilles..
I have another a week of MC and I couldn't rest still at home but to go to office today. Otak cramp duk rumah lama2 wey!
As soon as I jejak my office, I met my senior engineer. He is an Australian.
"Hey Yaya, how are you?"
"Good and healthy.. :)"
"Great, I need you to send me the report of PS22ST1 drilling. I need to show it to our big boss of your performance"
Nodded. And went to my desk. As usual, pagi2 bukak email and fulamak! 102 unread mails.
I was about to read my first mail when another Indonesian engineer came to me.
"You are back! Everything's Ok?"
" Oh yes! I am doing super great today"
"Ok. Come to my office now, would like to discuss with you regarding xxx.. "
After 1hr discussion, terserempak my mentor, he is a Scotland guy.
"You doing good?"
"Doing great!"
"Good! I saw your MBAL simulation. Its great! Lets discuss after lunch"
And bosses and senior engineer kept on coming to me giving me LOADDSS of work. Thank you very much.
Ok Takpe. Its technical, and me loving it. Because I learned a lot!!! Tapi, errr.. hurm agak2 laa nak bagi kerja pown!
I vomited again just now. I am tired. Padan muka...
+++
I am hot like pepper.
On the other hand, with regards to this post, OMG! The famous Datin Lynda Rahim gave our entry a short review! I was dancing of joy noticing how she appreciate it as much as I do.. :)
The contest as stated it their terms and condition, it is 30% by jury and 70% via online voting. Well friends, me no famous like others. My blog did not have any fans. And my facebook friend not as many as others too. So, I have no high hopes of winning. Furthermore, both of us are going outstation next week. I will be going to AD while he's going to Tawau. We have a limited time to promote our post.
So kawan2,
Can you pleaseeee pleaseeeee pleaseeeeee "like" our pages starting on 21th January 2011. Pleaseeeeeeee.. :)
*hugs*
As soon as I jejak my office, I met my senior engineer. He is an Australian.
"Hey Yaya, how are you?"
"Good and healthy.. :)"
"Great, I need you to send me the report of PS22ST1 drilling. I need to show it to our big boss of your performance"
Nodded. And went to my desk. As usual, pagi2 bukak email and fulamak! 102 unread mails.
I was about to read my first mail when another Indonesian engineer came to me.
"You are back! Everything's Ok?"
" Oh yes! I am doing super great today"
"Ok. Come to my office now, would like to discuss with you regarding xxx.. "
After 1hr discussion, terserempak my mentor, he is a Scotland guy.
"You doing good?"
"Doing great!"
"Good! I saw your MBAL simulation. Its great! Lets discuss after lunch"
And bosses and senior engineer kept on coming to me giving me LOADDSS of work. Thank you very much.
Ok Takpe. Its technical, and me loving it. Because I learned a lot!!! Tapi, errr.. hurm agak2 laa nak bagi kerja pown!
I vomited again just now. I am tired. Padan muka...
+++
I am hot like pepper.
On the other hand, with regards to this post, OMG! The famous Datin Lynda Rahim gave our entry a short review! I was dancing of joy noticing how she appreciate it as much as I do.. :)
The contest as stated it their terms and condition, it is 30% by jury and 70% via online voting. Well friends, me no famous like others. My blog did not have any fans. And my facebook friend not as many as others too. So, I have no high hopes of winning. Furthermore, both of us are going outstation next week. I will be going to AD while he's going to Tawau. We have a limited time to promote our post.
So kawan2,
Can you pleaseeee pleaseeeee pleaseeeeee "like" our pages starting on 21th January 2011. Pleaseeeeeeee.. :)
*hugs*
Monday, January 10, 2011
Dugaan.
Not because I was avoiding "work" (I would hardly call blogging work!), but I would easily classify the month of December and January to have been the most crazy, hectic, chaotic month of my life. With workloads, kerja kawen, travelling, etc.
On exactly January 3, I was admitted to the hospital. I have been vomited again and again and I have a painful stomach ache. I just came back from offshore trip at Labuan to observe drilling and the very next day arriving in KL, I got sick again.
AGAIN, vomiting for girl doesn't mean the girl are expecting okeyh!
On January 4, I had my appendix removed. I had a Deja Vu recently that I will lose my right hand, tapi appendix yang hilang. Thank GOD. I was released 2 days after and spent the entire night throwing up again. Sebab gatal nak round2 satu hospital lepas kena operate.
Somehow, I think I am Meredith in Grey Anatomy masa kena derma hati to her father whilst I am donating my appendix to some one else. Eh? Ada ka orang nak?
I could not even LAUGH!!!
2 weeks MC. And I am off to Abu Dhabi.
On exactly January 3, I was admitted to the hospital. I have been vomited again and again and I have a painful stomach ache. I just came back from offshore trip at Labuan to observe drilling and the very next day arriving in KL, I got sick again.
AGAIN, vomiting for girl doesn't mean the girl are expecting okeyh!
On January 4, I had my appendix removed. I had a Deja Vu recently that I will lose my right hand, tapi appendix yang hilang. Thank GOD. I was released 2 days after and spent the entire night throwing up again. Sebab gatal nak round2 satu hospital lepas kena operate.
Somehow, I think I am Meredith in Grey Anatomy masa kena derma hati to her father whilst I am donating my appendix to some one else. Eh? Ada ka orang nak?
I could not even LAUGH!!!
2 weeks MC. And I am off to Abu Dhabi.
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Anak dato? Oh Puhlease!
semenjak menjak nak kawen, everyday i workout ok! g gym every morning at 6.30 am and pm, but after gym, menkedarah nasi lemak x ingat. 200 cal out , 500 cal in. conclusion : result yang sungguh lagi memberangsangkan. la la la
note: menkedarah : makan x ingat ingat.
so in the shower gym, i met this one lady, agak poyo but agak cun dan agak hot. ok fine. Biasalaa, if you met new people basically, confirm you will smile, buat muka konon friendly and blah, kadang2 friendly talk watsoever that is relevan. This is what i did for this amoi. I smiled at her, tapi ampeh, she replied with mukaaa mmg macam pisang kena lenyek.
ok fineeeeeee!!! maybe dia tak nampak this cute face tgh senyum dekat dia.
i did my shower and went to my locker which is coincidentally my locker infront of this amoi. kuarkan all my deodarant, bedak, all those thing including my fair and lovely cream. biasalaa.. muka hitam kena bagi putih bila time2 nak kawen macamni.
so tgh angkat tangan, sedap pakai deodarant, this lady ni plak tiba2 approach me, "Hi! I am Shakira Dato Razali."(bukan nama sebenar). ye tak pon nak buat friendly, cuba laa approach time elok2 sikit. ni tgh angkat ketiak pakai deodorant kut and wtf i care about your bapak dato?
alright alright! fine!
I was like to reply " Hi, I'm Shariffah Tan Sri Paduka Baginda Prof Dr Syed Hussin" when I realized buat apa layan this minah kerek . And I just replied, "Hello, Im Shariffah" instead.
and dia tanya where I work, my position, my status bla bla bla and bla. She is an accontant.
ok abis sembang. and its time for me to apply my fair and lovely cream when tiba2 this amoi datang balik "ehh you, pakai fair and lovely je, no wonder muka you banyak jerawat" with smirking face " I pakai XX , bagus you tau, tgk muka I". ehhhhh! how dare dia insult my fair and lovely and my jerawat!"
XX - jenama yang agak pames dan sgt mahal
agak cil**a kan?
so dgn selamba dan dgn muka terkejut "Ohhh my god, you use thiss productt!!! You must not hear the news, it is proven to give you cancer in minimum 5 years time!,".
since dia accountant. and since she knows I am chemical engineer.
"You see, (sambil tunjuk ingredients), back in university we did a research, using FTIR it says it is proven contain metylparaben (apa ntah i merepek masa tu) and we test it to rat, and it dies in 2 months time!"
NOTE: methyl paraben is a chemical that is truly will cause you cancer with maximal usage according to US research (this t6pic is actually my technical presentation during PCS). tapi part yang buat research2 tuh menipu je.
you should see this amoi face. red and shock!
it is not actually my intention to lie. but tolong laa! not everyone in this earth are as fortunate as you. able to buy fancy clothes, branded handbags and cosmetics. beli laa as many as you want, we dont mind, but please, dont show off! people will love you as long you are humble and down to earth
i wonder why this lady nak show off, bila dah terang terangan i make more money than her?
note: menkedarah : makan x ingat ingat.
so in the shower gym, i met this one lady, agak poyo but agak cun dan agak hot. ok fine. Biasalaa, if you met new people basically, confirm you will smile, buat muka konon friendly and blah, kadang2 friendly talk watsoever that is relevan. This is what i did for this amoi. I smiled at her, tapi ampeh, she replied with mukaaa mmg macam pisang kena lenyek.
ok fineeeeeee!!! maybe dia tak nampak this cute face tgh senyum dekat dia.
i did my shower and went to my locker which is coincidentally my locker infront of this amoi. kuarkan all my deodarant, bedak, all those thing including my fair and lovely cream. biasalaa.. muka hitam kena bagi putih bila time2 nak kawen macamni.
so tgh angkat tangan, sedap pakai deodarant, this lady ni plak tiba2 approach me, "Hi! I am Shakira Dato Razali."(bukan nama sebenar). ye tak pon nak buat friendly, cuba laa approach time elok2 sikit. ni tgh angkat ketiak pakai deodorant kut and wtf i care about your bapak dato?
alright alright! fine!
I was like to reply " Hi, I'm Shariffah Tan Sri Paduka Baginda Prof Dr Syed Hussin" when I realized buat apa layan this minah kerek . And I just replied, "Hello, Im Shariffah" instead.
and dia tanya where I work, my position, my status bla bla bla and bla. She is an accontant.
ok abis sembang. and its time for me to apply my fair and lovely cream when tiba2 this amoi datang balik "ehh you, pakai fair and lovely je, no wonder muka you banyak jerawat" with smirking face " I pakai XX , bagus you tau, tgk muka I". ehhhhh! how dare dia insult my fair and lovely and my jerawat!"
XX - jenama yang agak pames dan sgt mahal
agak cil**a kan?
so dgn selamba dan dgn muka terkejut "Ohhh my god, you use thiss productt!!! You must not hear the news, it is proven to give you cancer in minimum 5 years time!,".
since dia accountant. and since she knows I am chemical engineer.
"You see, (sambil tunjuk ingredients), back in university we did a research, using FTIR it says it is proven contain metylparaben (apa ntah i merepek masa tu) and we test it to rat, and it dies in 2 months time!"
NOTE: methyl paraben is a chemical that is truly will cause you cancer with maximal usage according to US research (this t6pic is actually my technical presentation during PCS). tapi part yang buat research2 tuh menipu je.
you should see this amoi face. red and shock!
it is not actually my intention to lie. but tolong laa! not everyone in this earth are as fortunate as you. able to buy fancy clothes, branded handbags and cosmetics. beli laa as many as you want, we dont mind, but please, dont show off! people will love you as long you are humble and down to earth
i wonder why this lady nak show off, bila dah terang terangan i make more money than her?
Monday, October 25, 2010
Kisah mortar ku !
This is what happen when you are overexcited of jumping and throwing your mortar up in your convocations.
Is it something of adat atau fashion terkini or anything that cause this baling2 jadi satu of thingy yang famous? But whatever it is, I am one of them throwing and jumping until berpeluh2 and the weird thing is, I DONT CARE!. lantak laa tgh panas pon, sweating with that thick robe, penat, lenguh, terseliuh kaki, masuk longkang, lapar.. photo mau ada!
cuba kalau my mum suruh g beli gula dkt pasar tgh hari.. konpem reject!
Anyway, write less and lets the picture tells it out loud.
Is it something of adat atau fashion terkini or anything that cause this baling2 jadi satu of thingy yang famous? But whatever it is, I am one of them throwing and jumping until berpeluh2 and the weird thing is, I DONT CARE!. lantak laa tgh panas pon, sweating with that thick robe, penat, lenguh, terseliuh kaki, masuk longkang, lapar.. photo mau ada!
cuba kalau my mum suruh g beli gula dkt pasar tgh hari.. konpem reject!
Anyway, write less and lets the picture tells it out loud.
Behave and smile!
Mortar throwing2 up turns on!
Where is my mortar???
Oh no Oh no Oh no!!!! (Masa nie menjerit macam pontinak ok!)
Yes! Goal! Mortar masuk longkang!
Help me naik!
Suzie? Seriously? Ko nak tarik aku?? errr.. series?
K fine! naik sendiri... :(
Enough with the picture?
Am I seriks to give more baling balingan mortar?
Hell No!!!!
Oh yeahh! ContinueeEE!
and jatuhh..
and I JUST DONT CAREEEE!
but next baling, i give it with extra skills and carefull... kang esok amik scroll, terkejut syamsul tgk my mortar.
:)
Anyway! convo best and lets facebooking!
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Significant Bus!
Betul lah cakap orang, bila dah kerja, you dont have timee for your own. Pendek kata, NO LIFE!.
Right now I feel like crying of kepenatan, keletihan dan saket kaki.
6 am to work, and 9 am baru balik rumah. Bajet CEO workholic kan?
No no no. Ini semua gara gara naik bas. Oh yeah! I sedang menyahut kerajaan to change our life style sebab harga minyak naik (konon!) and its the chepeast way to work.
And because ke-cheap-kepan inilah, I have to take the first bus and late bus to/from work. Here is the reason why:
1) Gangguan tangan berbulu a.k.a sexsual harrasment
Seriouslyyy OMG, if you took Metrpolitian bus, diorang akan kutip all this penumpang2 until the bus cramp macam tin sardin and until at certain point you almost boleh jadi A4-paper. And masa ini lah, tangan-tangan lelaki berbulu meliar2 mencari rezeki. And imagine if the bus took an immediate brake, how thiss tangan2 berproses untuk menghasilkan 99.99% kepuasan dan kelegaan. Cokodok!
2) Gangguan osteoporsis akibat standing ovation dekat manusia tanggan berbulu
Erghh, berdiri from home to work is the most hatred things to do! Lenguhhh ok!! Saket kaki. Actually I dont mind me standing, but please lah, those pregnant women and aunty2 yang dah tua tu, pleasee laa be consideratee and give them seat. Soooo un-educatedd weyh!
Ok here is a funny story, I was sitting on the bus, berangan macam biasa until I realize somebody was standing beside me. So toleh2, and tgk ehh perut pregnant. And as konon educated person, bangun to give her a seat and tgk2, gulp! mamak perut buncittt deeerrr !! ceh ceh ceh.
3) Mengelak dari ditenung oleh manusia tangan bebulu.
I didnt know why they all stare macam dah x dak perempuan lain dalam bus. Keberangkalian diorang ingat me sama spesies kaum dengan diorang maybe? Cooii!
Anyhow, the past one and the half months, Ive observed, did some research and now I've develop skills on how to get a seat on the bus.Ngeh ngeh ngeh
First ,
Observed those who hold RM1.00 tickets.
This people akan turun awal of cos, because their journey is half mine. So, when noticed their tickets, cepat2 laa berdiri infront of their seat.
Second,
Attack seat with school uniform student.
Same with RM1.00 ticket holder, diorang pon akan turun awal
Third,
Berharap dan berdoa.
Which is amat jarang2 berlaku at 7.30 am bus. :(
Anddd thisss iss whyyy I took 6 am bus... sobs!
Right now I feel like crying of kepenatan, keletihan dan saket kaki.
6 am to work, and 9 am baru balik rumah. Bajet CEO workholic kan?
No no no. Ini semua gara gara naik bas. Oh yeah! I sedang menyahut kerajaan to change our life style sebab harga minyak naik (konon!) and its the chepeast way to work.
And because ke-cheap-kepan inilah, I have to take the first bus and late bus to/from work. Here is the reason why:
1) Gangguan tangan berbulu a.k.a sexsual harrasment
Seriouslyyy OMG, if you took Metrpolitian bus, diorang akan kutip all this penumpang2 until the bus cramp macam tin sardin and until at certain point you almost boleh jadi A4-paper. And masa ini lah, tangan-tangan lelaki berbulu meliar2 mencari rezeki. And imagine if the bus took an immediate brake, how thiss tangan2 berproses untuk menghasilkan 99.99% kepuasan dan kelegaan. Cokodok!
2) Gangguan osteoporsis akibat standing ovation dekat manusia tanggan berbulu
Erghh, berdiri from home to work is the most hatred things to do! Lenguhhh ok!! Saket kaki. Actually I dont mind me standing, but please lah, those pregnant women and aunty2 yang dah tua tu, pleasee laa be consideratee and give them seat. Soooo un-educatedd weyh!
Ok here is a funny story, I was sitting on the bus, berangan macam biasa until I realize somebody was standing beside me. So toleh2, and tgk ehh perut pregnant. And as konon educated person, bangun to give her a seat and tgk2, gulp! mamak perut buncittt deeerrr !! ceh ceh ceh.
3) Mengelak dari ditenung oleh manusia tangan bebulu.
I didnt know why they all stare macam dah x dak perempuan lain dalam bus. Keberangkalian diorang ingat me sama spesies kaum dengan diorang maybe? Cooii!
Anyhow, the past one and the half months, Ive observed, did some research and now I've develop skills on how to get a seat on the bus.Ngeh ngeh ngeh
First ,
Observed those who hold RM1.00 tickets.
This people akan turun awal of cos, because their journey is half mine. So, when noticed their tickets, cepat2 laa berdiri infront of their seat.
Second,
Attack seat with school uniform student.
Same with RM1.00 ticket holder, diorang pon akan turun awal
Third,
Berharap dan berdoa.
Which is amat jarang2 berlaku at 7.30 am bus. :(
Anddd thisss iss whyyy I took 6 am bus... sobs!
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Continued : Raya One
Tenggook!!! How adorable he is bersongkok and bersampin... *grinn*
Kehenseman beliau hanya bertahan selama 5 minit. Selepas itu, beliau bertukar kepada monster berlemuih.
+
Still Raya Pertama.
We went to my grandmother's house belah mum. Again, have to bermaaf maafan as usual.
The first person, my uncle, Dr Giant Hamprak Jingga. A phd doc with a 5 years old attitude.*sigh* Bersalam dengan DGHJ is just one of the most annoying thing to do but we enjoyed. heheh!. You have to go through a lot of phases/stages in order to get duit raya from him. Macam interview shell plak. pftt!
I still remembered last year, rather than giving duit raya straight to his nephews/nieces, he did cabutan bertuah. There is a few RM1, several RM5 and RM10, one RM50. We as his unfortunately-bad luck-selalu kena buli kena la pick the angpow. Me, rather lucky dapat RM10 compared to those yang dpt RM1. hee!
p.s : Cik yaya sedang berseronok blogging bercerita pasal raya. Layan je laaa noo ..... Ambooiih!
Kehenseman beliau hanya bertahan selama 5 minit. Selepas itu, beliau bertukar kepada monster berlemuih.
+
Still Raya Pertama.
We went to my grandmother's house belah mum. Again, have to bermaaf maafan as usual.
The first person, my uncle, Dr Giant Hamprak Jingga. A phd doc with a 5 years old attitude.*sigh* Bersalam dengan DGHJ is just one of the most annoying thing to do but we enjoyed. heheh!. You have to go through a lot of phases/stages in order to get duit raya from him. Macam interview shell plak. pftt!
I still remembered last year, rather than giving duit raya straight to his nephews/nieces, he did cabutan bertuah. There is a few RM1, several RM5 and RM10, one RM50. We as his unfortunately-bad luck-selalu kena buli kena la pick the angpow. Me, rather lucky dapat RM10 compared to those yang dpt RM1. hee!
A lot of annoying question being asked here.
Me yang ensem dan macho cried when it came to my aunt's turn. Its not that I cried because of the mistakes that I've done, tapi, only RM2 angpow instead RM20 to all my younger sister. Alasan : Saya sudah berkerja.
OMG! My three-irritating sister masa nie, waved their RM20 and forced me to smell their money. Kurang asam!
Hek eler. Kecoh budak2 ni. Ok ok! To tell you the truth, I was crying because I just realized how much I have grown. From a budak sgt comel to a LADY yang dah nak kawen. I used to receive a lot of duit raya, but now, no more! And I missed those moments. And plus, I am celebrate the last raya as a SINGLE!. Sedih sioot!!!
Tapi sedih tu kejap je, when my aunt still bagi RM20. Muahahha!
Naahhh! Smell my RM22~!
++
Iklan sekejap.
Monster in action. Told you before!
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Last but not least, macam biasa, makan besar with the whole family.
End of Raya 1.
p.s : Cik yaya sedang berseronok blogging bercerita pasal raya. Layan je laaa noo ..... Ambooiih!
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Raya Ohh.. Day One
From Penang, Malaysiaaaaa...
First Day of Raya
Ohhhh.. Syawal will always and always be my favorite month of the year. Why? Because this is the only months where my "crazy" aunties and uncle meet up together and we will laugh like orang gila until night. And yes, you can hear a lot of gossips too!
Ehh...
Shouldnt we forgive each other ke rather that gossiping? *heh* no komen la noo!
The very first day, at my house of course, we will having a heavy lunch together.
First Day of Raya
Ohhhh.. Syawal will always and always be my favorite month of the year. Why? Because this is the only months where my "crazy" aunties and uncle meet up together and we will laugh like orang gila until night. And yes, you can hear a lot of gossips too!
Ehh...
Shouldnt we forgive each other ke rather that gossiping? *heh* no komen la noo!
The very first day, at my house of course, we will having a heavy lunch together.
Nasi Minyaaakkk !! Luv it.
ask me what kuih you want?? semua adaa!
my moms homemade special. chewah
crime spotted. Mercun disaster from last night punya.
As usual.. bermaaf maafan di hari raya. Please notice my dad salin baju selekeh to YBish. For the sake of TANGKAP GAMBAR.
Our bermaaf maafan is always will be a lot of laughing rather than crying. Sebab masa ni laa all our(the children) secret and salah silap yang x pernah bagitahu throughout the year will come out. And all our hutang RM30 and above to dad or mum akan mintak dihalalkan. Masa ni sangat seronok.
I asked to halalkan and tolong bayar catering my kenduri kawen for next year. Menjerit walid. heheheh! Love to see my dad punya reaction when it comes to money.
I never understand why sunglasses. Layan jaa laa kerenah beliau.
And tgk, how he smile infront of the camera. Tak boleh belah betul.
Is NOT that I refuse the duit raya from dad. I refuse to take it only sebab ITS EMPTY! and dad force to take it.
and of course, a FAMILY POTRAIT.
And my raya is just started. 4 days of non-stop raya. And there is always a plan for tommorow.
Ok enough. To be continued.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Yaya Economy Downfall.
Kamu wahai sayang, pergi kamu meninggalkan saya,
terkapa-kapa.
bersama tun dan tin,
komet dan kamuk,
pergi...
Lari lari,
jauhhh dari sang penyakit,
penat dan benci datang
bertemankan virus,
tidak menolongg.
Superman datang,
I love you,
itu ungkapan,
atau bilangan.
kata-kata yang,
best didengar.
Aku dan saya,
sungguh girang,
jump to the sky.
sebab seronok.
Me and you,
kuch kuch hota hai.
eh eh eh... boleh jadi william shakespeare.
+++++
saya selalu perasan suara sayasedap. saya suka pilih lagu high notes. Padahnya, saya slalu memalukan diri saya.
dan jikalau dan kalau dan tidak kalau, anda tidak sanggup dgr high pitching dari saya..
JANGAN BAWA SAYA KE KAROEKE! walaupon saya sgt suka karoeke.
terkapa-kapa.
bersama tun dan tin,
komet dan kamuk,
pergi...
Lari lari,
jauhhh dari sang penyakit,
penat dan benci datang
bertemankan virus,
tidak menolongg.
Superman datang,
I love you,
itu ungkapan,
atau bilangan.
kata-kata yang,
best didengar.
Aku dan saya,
sungguh girang,
jump to the sky.
sebab seronok.
Me and you,
kuch kuch hota hai.
eh eh eh... boleh jadi william shakespeare.
+++++
saya selalu perasan suara saya
dan jikalau dan kalau dan tidak kalau, anda tidak sanggup dgr high pitching dari saya..
JANGAN BAWA SAYA KE KAROEKE! walaupon saya sgt suka karoeke.
Friday, September 3, 2010
Signed!
Let me share with you the experiences! Ahhh.. Syok sendiri nak bercerita.
I applied Murphy online from an ad in The Star paper. Within a week, they called me for an interview. The interview? Susah gilaaaaa okai! Its all about offshore! Imagine, me as a process chemical engineer kena eloborate pasal offshore in whiteboard. I went blank. Ketar-ketar. Duster jatuh la, tag jatuh la. Macam2 la.
Kekalutann!
They ask me about tank. Me p cakap pasal storage tank sampai A to Z and they actually talking about reservoir tank. They ask me about subsurface, subsea, resevoir, drilling, apa ka benda ntah which is out of my knowledge and some, i would say Whatttt is thatttt???.
Blurrrrr!
Then, I was thinking, rather than talking crap and be a silly infront of them is better to be honest. kan?? So, I went honest and said to 3 MANAGERS, (field, resevoir and HR) that me dont know anything about upstream as my field is actually downstream. huhu.
They said ok, they know that i dont know. Lega?? No no no. Diorang tanya lagi, please tell me about the process happening in ESSO. Ahhh sudah! 1 year leaving ExxonMobil, mana nak ingattt! So, gagap-ishly eloborate laa.
Walaupon ada menipu sikit2. Heh! Confident tetap mau adaa! Eceh.
They asked me a lot of critical thinking stuff, which me actually merepek je banyak. I went home sedih,
For offshore medical checkup? my health passed berkaler-kaler terbanggg. Wehee!
Roti Bakar Telur Manis Cheeseee: Pray hard and you will get what you want with Allah willling!
Teh tarik kurang manis:
Remember this post? Its actually Infenion and KNM. Infenion is a great company! Freaking in love with this company. The working environment, the salary, the places. the people, the company, the manager yang ensem, eh! everything is good!. Freaking suka! And they will sending me off to europe next month actually. Too bad kan?
*Rindu RBTM(C)
Friday, August 27, 2010
What does MERDEKA means to you?
Truly speaking, MERDEKA means nothing to me. I never be a fan of any of our history book. Including Malaysia Studieess!!!. What I know about Merdeka means holiday! which I can go back balik kampung or there will be concert and bunga api in any dataran around Malaysia. Yeah! Saya anak Malaysia murtad.
So why suddenly occured to me to talk about merdeka? Meroyan kah? No!
I was sitting, watching TV and I realizes, 4 days to Merdeka, why I fell eerr empty? Macam there is no patriotism around me. I still remembered when in my 90's, our parents will hang that little Malaysia flag at top corner of theirs car. Betul kan? Some even put every states of flags or even some, they will stick that flags covered all over the car. Like macam celen to each other who having the most flags on the car. Right?
Its interesting to see all of that you know! Macam gila happening. Then, there is a convoy, where some will painting their faces, holding merdeka flag, honking the car, shouting MERDEKA all over the places. Its fun to see that! Its like, we Malaysian cherish the moment of BEBAS!
This year, ekk worst! I dont see any Malaysia flags or even Merdeka songs at any shopping complexs. All is about raya raya raya! more. I dont know la if you guys see or hear any of Merdeka flag or songs. But me, no!.
Thus,
To those who read my blog, since there is not much awareness about MERDEKA, and since I cannot afford to give any flags to Malaysian (konon charity) or to be a DJ at any radio station or complexess, and since we are living in this IT world , why not we take a moment and write what does MERDEKA really means to you? Its not a contest by the way yea! Just to show our gratitude to our Malaysia that have give us peace, harmony and 1Malaysia.Oh yeah! Its a common question, but it commands and demands us to think carefully on the answer. The word Merdeka might mean so little or so much, depending on the person.
So here what Merdeka means to me. This gonna be a long post. Nyeh nyeh!
This post is totally inspired by the article that we need to mesmerize during Malaysia Studies.
You see, my dad is a Palembang + Arab. My mum, is a non-bumiputera, who is also an Arabian. I have no Malay blood in me, but however, my IC stated I am a Malay.
People who met me, will always not satisfied if I claimed myself, I am a Malay. I just smiled. They love to speaks english thinking I am a tourist from other country with me until I bukak my kecek utara. Pak Gad UTP never summons me since they think I am a foreign student. Unfortunately, makcik cafe suka charged me nasik lebih2.
I am very proud to be a Malay or even a Malaysian!
First, we are 1Malaysian. We have Malay, Chinese, Indian and others who live in a harmonious environment where we respects each other religion and culture.We have freedom! We celebrate each other festivals without avail.
Second, we are well equipped with all facilities that we have.
Third, we are moving foward everyday . we are in a high-technological age
And most importantly, we are VERY fortunate that we are practically free from natural disasters
We are blessed to be a Malaysian.
So as we are shouting Merdeka! Merdeka! and Merdeka!, what does Merdeka means to you? Write it and let me know! It will be fun!
So why suddenly occured to me to talk about merdeka? Meroyan kah? No!
I was sitting, watching TV and I realizes, 4 days to Merdeka, why I fell eerr empty? Macam there is no patriotism around me. I still remembered when in my 90's, our parents will hang that little Malaysia flag at top corner of theirs car. Betul kan? Some even put every states of flags or even some, they will stick that flags covered all over the car. Like macam celen to each other who having the most flags on the car. Right?
Its interesting to see all of that you know! Macam gila happening. Then, there is a convoy, where some will painting their faces, holding merdeka flag, honking the car, shouting MERDEKA all over the places. Its fun to see that! Its like, we Malaysian cherish the moment of BEBAS!
This year, ekk worst! I dont see any Malaysia flags or even Merdeka songs at any shopping complexs. All is about raya raya raya! more. I dont know la if you guys see or hear any of Merdeka flag or songs. But me, no!.
Thus,
To those who read my blog, since there is not much awareness about MERDEKA, and since I cannot afford to give any flags to Malaysian (konon charity) or to be a DJ at any radio station or complexess, and since we are living in this IT world , why not we take a moment and write what does MERDEKA really means to you? Its not a contest by the way yea! Just to show our gratitude to our Malaysia that have give us peace, harmony and 1Malaysia.Oh yeah! Its a common question, but it commands and demands us to think carefully on the answer. The word Merdeka might mean so little or so much, depending on the person.
So here what Merdeka means to me. This gonna be a long post. Nyeh nyeh!
This post is totally inspired by the article that we need to mesmerize during Malaysia Studies.
You see, my dad is a Palembang + Arab. My mum, is a non-bumiputera, who is also an Arabian. I have no Malay blood in me, but however, my IC stated I am a Malay.
People who met me, will always not satisfied if I claimed myself, I am a Malay. I just smiled. They love to speaks english thinking I am a tourist from other country with me until I bukak my kecek utara. Pak Gad UTP never summons me since they think I am a foreign student. Unfortunately, makcik cafe suka charged me nasik lebih2.
I am very proud to be a Malay or even a Malaysian!
First, we are 1Malaysian. We have Malay, Chinese, Indian and others who live in a harmonious environment where we respects each other religion and culture.We have freedom! We celebrate each other festivals without avail.
Second, we are well equipped with all facilities that we have.
Third, we are moving foward everyday . we are in a high-technological age
And most importantly, we are VERY fortunate that we are practically free from natural disasters
We are blessed to be a Malaysian.
So as we are shouting Merdeka! Merdeka! and Merdeka!, what does Merdeka means to you? Write it and let me know! It will be fun!
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Saya Smallville.
Pergi this interview for a part time job at McDonalds. Lama dah, a month ago I think. So jumpa this kerek aunty a.k.a supervisor yang perasan cun dan bagus sgt. Whenever I answered her question, she will made this muka yang macam nak kena lenyek ngan my kereta kelisa. Kerja fast food restaurant je pon kut! Gaji 800++ and ask me question macam nak jadi manager. So I fed up. And near to the end, dia tanya...
"What is your biggest weaknesses"
and I answered.
Kryptonite!
Aunty kerek buat muka pelik. "What is kreptotonat?"
and me replied with big sengih on my face.
"Its means very committed to work which is no good. You see I blah blah blah blah" *Kelentong dgn confident*
DIAAA PERCAYAAAAAAA OKKKKK!!!!! Rasa nak tergelak guling2. Tapi tahannnnnn..
Then dia tanya lagi..
"Why do you want to work here, you got degree"
"Because of krabbypatty(I made sound like konon macam high vocab) . Kerabipattieses means you are not choosy into work"
(It sounds like budak bodo cakap kan? But geram nak mampus punya pasal dekat aunty nie)
Dia nganga. "You english is very good liao"
Ok series.I burst into laughter yang gila.
This aunty makes weird face."Why you laugh laugh"
"I always laugh laugh. Happy happy liao"
Annnnnnndddd *drumrolls*
I got the job with flying colours!
kih kih kih.
kesian aunty tuh. Tuh laa sombong lagik!
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
DIY: ABC
Im in KL right now. Day dreaming alone in my aunt house. Doing nothing. And suddenly....
I called my fiance, forcing him to bring all his office stationery.
I called my fiance, forcing him to bring all his office stationery.
good boy he did. :)
This is all what I need.
Cut the paper into pieces.
And hereee.. Flash card for si Faqeh. To learn ABC.
I made this last friday.
For the sake of taking picture of my awesome product,
I tried to find the flash card.
Faqeh just loves to play hide and seek.
I just found one in his toodle car.
Two below the cupboard.
One below the sofa.
Three on the table.
And one in the REFRIGERATOR.
and I gave up searching.
Hanya dalam gambar tu je yang mampu dicari.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Jobless mode turn off.
First of all, Alhamdulillah. Ramadhan have do wonders to me. Received too many interviews, one to another. My rezeki had come. Yours will too. InsyaAllah.
So, I did received job offer. Two actually. One is US based company, a semiconductor company as a Process Engineer which I should be starting next week and another is public listed company in bursa saham, specialized in Oil and Gas as a Design Engineer. I will reveal the company name soon. Both salary are somehow similiar and good.
But somehow, I received a phone call from another Oil and Gas Company in KLCC. (Not Petronas) for an interview next week and I am so looking foward for that.
Lets talk about the offer rather than benda yang masih kabur. So, this two company have their pro and cons.
This semiconductor company is huge. You may travel alot overseas depends on your performance. The working environment is excellent and loving it. You may learn many new things there. Importantly, its nearby home. Disadvantages, my chemical process plant knowledge is limited there.
The second one is also a huge company. You can apply your knowledge and skills here but it wont berkembang. Sebab you akan buat tu jeee slalu. Macam fydp. This company and my fiance office sangat-sangat dekat. Jalan kaki je k!. Disadvantages, the working environment average.
Friends suka tanya, kenapa x kerja Esso je. Well, it will be in my next post.
So, I did received job offer. Two actually. One is US based company, a semiconductor company as a Process Engineer which I should be starting next week and another is public listed company in bursa saham, specialized in Oil and Gas as a Design Engineer. I will reveal the company name soon. Both salary are somehow similiar and good.
But somehow, I received a phone call from another Oil and Gas Company in KLCC. (Not Petronas) for an interview next week and I am so looking foward for that.
Lets talk about the offer rather than benda yang masih kabur. So, this two company have their pro and cons.
This semiconductor company is huge. You may travel alot overseas depends on your performance. The working environment is excellent and loving it. You may learn many new things there. Importantly, its nearby home. Disadvantages, my chemical process plant knowledge is limited there.
The second one is also a huge company. You can apply your knowledge and skills here but it wont berkembang. Sebab you akan buat tu jeee slalu. Macam fydp. This company and my fiance office sangat-sangat dekat. Jalan kaki je k!. Disadvantages, the working environment average.
Friends suka tanya, kenapa x kerja Esso je. Well, it will be in my next post.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
I went to Bukit Ampang and brought KAYAP as a souvenirs.
It hurts and dangerous.
Ia merebak dengan cepat.
If not treatable, and the initial point meet the end point.
It can cause DEATH.
Yes it is!
Pray me strong2.
p/s: Lain kali bila ke tempat yang macam jin tendang, sila baca ayat Quran banyak. Ni syok detin smp tak hingat. PADAN MUKA!
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