Nasi lemak

Government now is trying to forbid Nasi lemak in school canteen, untuk elak these students from being obsess.  Ok la kan? Furthermore, nasi lemak kasi mengantuk je every morning.  Well, Tun once told, his biggest secret  untuk tidak absent-minded, he didn’t take nasi lemak at all. 

But,

Nasi lemak Taman Kosas sgt sedap!

Yesterday, supposedly I shall meet my fiancée at Jalan Hang Tuah. Since I’m joining Towerathon, (Panjat tangga KL Tower), and I did not really have time for practicing, I make myself daki tangga as many as I can. Dah x naik escalator okeyh!

And you know what, the stairs in Masjid Jamek (from Putra to Star)  sgt o-m-jay tinggi. So me as being begitu semangat, panjat lah.Ye. Saya gigih. so what?

Best thing is, half way dah kiok. And I was  berangan-ing to have nasi lemak for dinner.

Termegah2 naik, que up to buy STAR ticket to Hang Tuah. When it is my turns, 

Me : Bang, Nasi lemak satu

Brother : Haaa?

Me : Nasi lemak satu..

Brother : Nasi lemak takde. Tiket ade.

Long pause…

Seriously, blur kot. 

Me : Loorr bang. Nak nasi lemak. Satu.

Brother : Tunggu abang abis kerja. Nanti kita makan sama sama yer. (giggling)

Long pause…. Again..

And soon I realized…

Me : Ehhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Bang. Tiket hang tuah satu.

I was ashamed. Gila embrassing! Bertambah2 malu when he and his friends were laughing like hell with selang seli nasi lemak to me. All people in Masjid Jamek were looking at me as weirdo yang gila nasi lemak.

I didn’t know what I am thinking on that time. But all I know, my mind is thinking of,

Nasi Lemak.

Penangan nasi lemak taman kosas. 

Amnotingoodconditiontotellto...

Dugaan is ujian.

Ujian means exams.

Exams leads you to grades and performances.

When you perform well means you did well and basically you berjaya dalam ujian.

Vise versa, when you cant do it, you failed.

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Ujian ada objectives and subjective.

Objectives is easy. Just mini mini mo if you dont know what is the answer.

Some sort like having options.

In real life, when you are stuck, you always have plan B, C, D or All.

Subjective is hard. If you did not know how to do, you get 0%.

End, you draw spongebob square pants in your paper, make silly notes or bribe the examiner.

In real life, you have no options, you are in dillemma,  all you have to do is to pray and do'a.

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I am in subjectives.

I draw myself of being happy.

"Failure is a new beginning"

Post

I am writing another post..
With aiming to write a post..
But I could not write a post..
Because I have no idea what to post..

Bos give me with a post..
Reservoir eng is the post..
No, postman is not my post..
Anyhow, I love reading the post..

I realize there is one post..
Having exactly like my post..
I called that girl "Post"
Because Postostat nickname is Post

I am not angry with Post..
I dont mind actually with the post.
I dont care about the post,
Despite I am happy with that post.
for at least people love with my post.

Post post post post,
everything of this post,
is about post.
But my intention in this post,
is a about Plagiarism of my post.

You may take my post..
and make it as a famous post..
with signature of your own post..

Takpee :) tak marah :)


This is IT world. Plagiarism is everywhere. Whenver you publish a post, be prepare that people will take it as their own. That is the risk of what you should be taken.

Why shall be angry to people stealing urs while you the one who doesnt take a proper care of it?
There is no law saying another people cant take ur post.

:)

By the way, I copy my fyp report from Science Direct during my final years. :D

Slang, sleng or slanq!

Saya disini sukacita memaklumkan kepada kalian sekalian, bahawasanya saya mempunyai tunang berkerja di kerajaan yang boleh memberikan impak-impak seperti dibawah :

Indahnya bahasa melayu beliau.
This ain't no first time he chat like that to me.

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He kept on complaining/perli-ing my bahasa melayu baku actually. I talk simple malay dengan dia without KL slang jeee pon.. For example :

"Mata saya sakit laa hari ini"
Where he thinks it should be ...
"Mate saya saket laa hari ini"

"Awak kena berusaha ok!"
Where he kept on perli-in.
"Apa berusaha, berusaheee la..!"


I think he is not aware that I am anak jati Pulau Pinang....
 

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On the other hand, please do noted that I am not angry with KL photographers with this minyak issue. Am only ask for their little considerations. Be flexible!

Case closed.

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Google Travelling

I told you! I am not good in being sick (again) and being stuck at home with nothing to do.

So I make my self travel around the worlddddddddddddddd of google....

I went to north pole!

I went to visit The Great Wall of China

I went to see Paris at night.

I went to Egypt to see the pyramids and to give Mubarak a piece of my mind.

To see Viking in German. 

I went to Taiwan to see their Bio Lab

and I found Kampung Bongek in Rembau in google maps!

So who wants souvenirs?

Beijing anyone?

I have 2 free-and-easy tickets to Beijing that is valid until October 2011.

It is worth RM1000.

And I am giving it away..

Anyone interested...?

Yow Yow Wiket Wiket!

Assalamualaikum wbt,

Dear,

Rakan-rakan taulian,

I am imperfect.

I have a lot of flaws.

Harap Maklum.

Sekian,

Wassalam.

For almost 2 months, I woke up almost evening.

And how can I make myself wake up this Monday???

Yaya Economy Downfall.

Kamu wahai sayang, pergi kamu meninggalkan saya,
terkapa-kapa.
bersama tun dan tin,
komet dan kamuk,
pergi...

Lari lari,
jauhhh dari sang penyakit,
penat dan benci datang
bertemankan virus,
tidak menolongg.

Superman datang,
I love you,
itu ungkapan,
atau bilangan.
kata-kata yang,
best didengar.

Aku dan saya,
sungguh girang,
jump to the sky.
sebab seronok.

Me and you,
kuch kuch hota hai.


eh eh eh... boleh jadi william shakespeare.


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saya selalu perasan suara saya sedap. saya suka pilih lagu high notes. Padahnya, saya slalu memalukan diri saya.

dan jikalau dan kalau dan tidak kalau, anda tidak sanggup dgr high pitching dari saya..

JANGAN BAWA SAYA KE KAROEKE! walaupon saya sgt suka karoeke.

Key of Awesome yang sgt AWESOME!

Better than the real keisha!

Seriously better!!!!!!

Cover Letter

18 July 2010,

To Whom It May Concern,

Hello!!! My name is Yaya. As you can see, I am applying for the job of blah blah blah.You may review my attached resume to learn all about my vast experiences, my unique qualities and my hot passport size picture that as make me perfect for the blah blah blah.

I know I know! Of course there is surely someone that are more qualified out there. Someone with more experience as boldly stated in your advertisement in Jobstreet.com. Maybe your company policy that to always hire form within. Or maybe your CEO anak cucu adik beradik is looking for a job and you as want to bodek you CEO give the favor to him and never tell anyone else. Or maybe a skinny very cun hot pretty girls that turns you on. There are plenty of reasons you probabyly won't hire me.

But let me tell you one thing, I've been unemployed for 2 months now. I'm bored and broke. This has make me  hungry! Very hungry to get a job and I will do anything for you to get this job. If you want to skip your meetings or to ponteng your work. Its ok! I can help you with your chores and never tell another living soul. I dont care if you are male or female. I will do it. Not to worry. 

Have you been embezzling money from the company? I'll help you cover it up. If the defalcate is serious, I'll help you pin the wrap to somebody else. Maybe the one who has been your competitors or your enemy who always put a pile of tahi to you. I'll help you. Seriously!!

I've always a team player. If you are a woman in 40's that is single, I can always recommend you with any hot guys that you love dating too. But if you are a men that love to pull a train of prostitute, brought to hotel with company money and needed someone to tell your wife that you are working late in the office on Friday night? I will sepak you. Anyhow I wish you are a woman and I need this job!

Furthermore, I can always make teh tarik and help you to buy 2 bungkus nasi lemak every morning. If you fuss me with your workloads, I will do it. My ass is always for you to kick. I wont mind. I'm not a crying baby type.

I want this pozishn.  If my wide array of interests doesn't qualify me for the job than no one will! If you still doesnt offer me, you only have a week to live. Muahahahha. 

Thank you for your kind consideration.

Regards,

Ms Yaya The Desperato.

tanam anggur.

susah laa jadi minah chantek nie..

1. Gi stesen minyak, diorang(lelaki) tlg pamkan minyak, bersihkan car window. lepas tu mintak no pone.
2. Diorang phewit pheewitt bila jalan
3. Diorang bagi hadiah yang chomel2. konon dari secret adimire.
4. Diorang ingat minah chantek nie perempuan idaman mereka.
5. Tgk profile facebook minah chantek tiap2 hari.

Saya la perempuan chantek tu.

her her her.

tunjuk pipi mintak penampar.

Cross Stich

To people who doesn't know what is cross stitch - it is counted thread embroidery in which X-shaped stitches in tiles. Simple say is, all you need is to see the map (yes, dia ada map), den kira2 which box in your cloth that you should do the stitches.

So, cross-stitch. I spent my hari hari mengangur with this. You know, I’ve gotta say, its difficult at first but when as the stitches goes by, it will be easier. However, you gonna to have "juling" syndrome in order to calculate the small small box on the "aida cloth" (cloth for cross stitch).

I am a big fan of the traditional stuff. I was being inspired by mum who is very "taiko" with embroidery. We have an elaborate cross-stitch sampler made by my mum hanging on the our dining room wall.

This is my progress for a week.

Here is the pattern looks like : (map)

This is my cross kit :

I’m still not sure what I’ll do with it when it’s finished, but I can’t wait to finish it up. Maybe frame it? Make a pillow? A bag? hurmm..

Wait till I finish it, I let you know.

p/s: angan2 nak buat emboidery untuk cadar kawen.

Lagenda budak setan sungguh BEST

kemarahan sudah hilang.